12 tell-tale signs that the guy you´re dating might be a freediver:

1) When a cat starts making regurgitating noises, he thinks the poor animal is practicing it´s packing-technique.
2) The titles of the movies he watches all have (a combination of) the words "Blue", "Deep" and "Big" in them. Only exception: "The life aquatic with Steve Zisou".
3) To him, a C4 is not a car.
4) Spaghetti frutti del mare Nuff said.
5) The thing he calls a samba will never qualify for a Latin American dance competition.
6) If you want to attract his attention in a crowed room all you have to do is shout "Jacques Mayol!"
7) When he takes you for a swim, he spends 90% of the time scraping the bottom of the pool with his tum, wearing a facemask that makes him look like a baby seal.
8) He outtalks you. Sure, HE only needs to breathe once every 5 minutes!
9) He talks about freediving rules & regulations in his sleep.
10) He thinks you look cute with goggles on.
11) He owns at least two or more of the following items: a dolphin poster, a dolphin keychain, a dolphinwhatever.
12) It says so on the back of his jacket.
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